Telling Time By Sausages

 

“The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the [sausages] being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible.”— Vladimir Nabokov

March 9, 2011

  • Telling Time By Sausages: Telling Time By A Half Dozen Vertical Chickens Edition

    http://www.biggreenegg.com/eggs_L.html

    i think that stephen rose’s recent purchase of this griller/smoker
    somehow warrants a “telling time…”entry.

    it should be noted that our beloved ste-ro will now have the capacity to cook:

       * 20-pound turkey
       * 12 burgers
       * 6 chickens vertically
       * 8 steaks
       * 7 racks of ribs vertically

    4 words:  HALF DOZEN vertical chickens

    (Warning issued to me by L: ”if you ever bring 6 dead chickens into my home with the intent of cooking them vertically, i will probably leave you.”)

    CONGRATULATIONS STE-RO, and godspeed.

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